The Travel Log: St Andrew’s

So, how many of you moved to Glasgow, with the ambition to explore that vibrant, exciting city and beautiful surrounding countryside described in the prospectus? And how many of you have actually left the West End this semester? Apart from the occasional jaunt to Topshop in the city centre, or a Saturday night stumble down Sauchiehall Street, Glasgow University students can become rather complacent when it comes to taking full advantage of their surroundings. And so, we are here to give to you a regular guide to places you may want to visit in Glasgow, and beyond.

Today I’m going slightly further afield than Glasgow itself. Less than two hours away is St Andrews, and while a day trip to a seaside town may not sound like your sort of thing – something your granny might prefer, perhaps – I can assure you this town is uncharacteristically lively for its size. There is something quite surreal about it; it’s a slightly bizarre and insular place, referred to lovingly as ‘the bubble’ by its students for this reason. The University is of course integral to the town, and because of this, many weird and wonderful traditions have been preserved. The town in steeped in history, the town centre is comprised of beautiful, ancient buildings, and the ruined cathedral overlooking the sea is definitely worth a visit, as are the surprisingly interesting University museums.

As well as the historical aspect to the town, the student population also ensures that there are plenty of shops, restaurants, and bars – there’s even a Starbucks – so you’ll feel right at home. Aside from the tall cobbles, a stroll down Market Street isn’t dissimilar to your daily walk down Byres Road.

And St Andrews students really are something to behold. If you thought Glasgow was pretentious, then just wait. While you won’t find any hipsters here, there is still plenty of people-watching fun to be had. In the past, friends and I have played a sort of designer garment bingo; whoever spots the most Barbour jackets/Mulberry bags wins.

After you’ve finished gawking at the locals, you really should explore the eclectic selection of shops and restaurants on offer. Girls should definitely visit La Boutique, a beautiful little shop full of unusual clothing and trinkets. South Street offers a vast array of unusual shops and restaurants, and you should make sure to sample from Bibi’s bakery while you’re there. The town even boasts a cinema, although the films tend to be somewhat dated.

Being this seaside town, there is, unsurprisingly a beach. Burn off your Bibi’s cupcakes with a wind beaten walk down the shore in the Scottish sunshine. If you’re up bright and early on a Sunday, then the Pier Walk is something to behold. One of the University’s very bizarre traditions, every Sunday it sees students donning crimson gowns and parading down the pier.

If you’re staying the night (if you have a friend at the University, best crash with them, hotels are outrageously expensive), then forget what you’ve been told about St Andrews’ lack of nightlife. There are actually some good pubs and bars to be found. The West Port on South Street – while a little pricey – is worth a visit for its amazing cocktails.

For after, you don’t really have any option but to go to the Lizard Lounge, the best (and only) nightclub in town. I am not saying it is good, but it definitely not like anywhere you have been before. The dance floor can only hold about 20 people at a push, but the resident transvestite DJ (yes, that’s right, fishnets and all) is particularly entertaining, making endless shout-outs to just about every person in the club. Plus, you should keep in mind that this was our second favourite Prince’s local nightclub, so if you’re lucky, that random you pull in the queue for the cloakroom, might well be royalty. I feel this should be reason enough for you to visit this charming little town.

Subway Stop:

So it seems only right that we begin our tour of the Glasgow Subway system with Glasgow University’s local stop, Hillhead. I’m not sure I can add much to your knowledge of the area, but I believe the wonderful Alasdair Gray, one of Glasgow’s finest writers and artists is currently painting a mural there, so the station itself will soon become a tourist attraction in itself. So that’s about all I can say about Hillhead, but you’ve over the course of this feature, we’ll be exploring the a variety of stops around the city, in particular you should look forward to the likes of Partick and Govan – and the various delights they have to offer.

[Abbey Shaw]

Jake Casson’s Spin: Wild Flag and Plumb

The QMU Publications Committee, in their infinite wisdom, have granted me several hundred words to write on all things musical, that is all the things I can think of. I’ll try to write about recent gigs, upcoming gigs you simply cannot miss, new music from both well-known bands and relatively unknown ones and whatever else comes in between all of that.

I’ll get the ball rolling with a gig I went to not so long ago. The headlining band was Wild Flag, an all-female four piece from the US west coast. Their eponymous debut album was released way back in September and they’ve recently been touring some small venues across the UK. Most importantly they came to Glasgow to play the Oran Mor, which I’d never been to for a gig before. As a venue it’s somewhere above King Tut’s and (for space at least) way above Nice ‘n’ Sleazy, which means the tickets are a bit more expensive. The gig was definitely worth the price (and the fact I didn’t need to get into the city centre to see it). From the moment the band came on, they gave everything they had into the show. For a 41 year old, vocalist/guitarist Mary Timony gave one hell of an athletic performance. At one point she was on her back, moving around the stage, whilst killing it on guitar. The entire band had some serious skill when it came to playing their instruments and they were enjoying it more than the audience, they even took pictures of us at the end to remember the gig, which isn’t something bands usually do. Seeing as this is online I can chuck some links in for you to check out the bands I’m chatting about, so there you go.

For my next trick, I’ll tell you about Plumb, not the fruit because that would be boring and frankly quite irrelevant to everything else I’m writing, but the new album from Field Music. I’ll try and make this my only plant-related pun, but Plumb really has its roots in good old prog rock. If you like Yes then you will love this album. It doesn’t sound directly like Yes otherwise I might just tell you to listen to Fragile or another of their albums; it’s like 70s prog with a 2012 twist, like coke with lemon. Good like the original, but better. If you don’t believe me, those nice folks over at NPR have made the entire album free to stream here.

Kenny’s Corner: All Things Geeky

Welcome to the first blast from my little corner of the website! Those crazy folks at qmunicate have decided in their infinite wisdom that it would be a good idea for me to do a weekly column on, well, anything that could be considered geeky. Which gives me plenty of things to talk about, all things considered.

So, over the coming months (or weeks, once the qmunicate guys realise their mistake) I’m gonna be looking at a variety of different things which interest me, and hopefully will interest you as well. We’ll have games reviews, and I’m not meaning the electronic kind of game. I’ll be looking at recent happenings in the world of comics and bringing you updates on awesome geeky TV shows such as the new Thundercats and Green Lantern series. In addition, expect updates on the new Masters of the Universe Classics and other toylines, a look at the legacy of Jim Henson (best known as the creator of the Muppets), and maybe, just maybe, an interview or two with some interestingly famous geeks. Provided I can bribe them enough, that is.

Well, that’s me used almost half of this week’s space just gibbering about the future. Let’s look at what’s happening now…

About 6 months ago, DC comics did the biggest reboot to all their comic lines since the 1985 epic Crisis on Infinite Earths. For those of you who don’t follow comics, or have just been living under a rock since August, this reboot has set all the comics back to issue one, following some convoluted storyline about the Reverse Flash screwing with the timelines. Or something like that. As I said, it’s convoluted. Anyway, resetting the issues numbers isn’t just a cynical attempt to sell more comics, its also an attempt to make comics more accessible to the general public. The majority of the 52 storylines are set about 5 years after the emergence of the beings dubbed ‘superheroes’, and starts without any baggage from what has gone before. Of course, Superman is still an orphan from Krypton, raised in Smallville. Batman is still Bruce Wayne. But the specific details are still unknown, and are slowly being teased out with each issue. It’s a great jumping on place for new readers, unburdened with the weight of 75 years of history. All in all, it’s a good time to be a DC fan.

Nelson’s Column: GU Memes

Welcome to my new column, where in each instalment I will rant about something that annoys me. Given that pretty much 90% of the readership of qmunicate has probably been procrastinating as if it was a national sport (especially during reading week), this time, I will be expressing my love/hate relationship with the recent phenomenon of the GU Memes page.

Popular as it is, I have still been asked by many people: ‘What is a meme?’. Given that I myself am composed of equal parts Alcohol, Hair, and Internet, I am usually the go-to member of my group of friends to explain a certain meme. So, here goes (some of what follows will probably need a glossary, but I’m not going to write it).

Memes are by no means a new thing. Coined by the author of ‘The God Delusion’, Richard Dawkins, the term ‘meme’ has been around for over 35 years. The term, in the most basic of definitions, is a sort of analogy to a gene (with which it rhymes). Whereas genes transmit biological data from generation to generation, memes transmit social or cultural ideas from person to person.

In years before the Internet, a meme could have been something as simple as a national anthem, or a poem or traditional folk song, which would transmit the idea of what it is to be, say, Scottish, from one generation to the next. Since the dawn of the internet, and the rise of message boards such as 4chan and Reddit, the meme has changed into something else. While still being used to transmit ideas, the form they mostly take nowadays is that of what can be described best as a ‘joke in picture form, with a caption’.

Most prevalent among these pictures are photos of people or animals (covered by the blanket term, Advice Animals). Examples include Foul Bachelor Frog, or Success Kid (seriously, just Google them). Memes can also, however, be simply viral videos such as Trololo Guy, or Nyan Cat, which you’ve probably all seen. Most famous however, is the RickRoll, whereby someone is tricked into clicking a link which, unbeknownst to the clicker, leads to a YouTube video of Rick Astley’s most supreme song, Never Gonna Give You Up. So famous is this concept that, on the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade of 2008, Rick Astley himself emerged from a float to blast out the song to the unsuspecting public – thereby RickRolling the whole world in person.

Now, onto GU Memes. Coming into existence sometime around the beginning of February, the GU Memes page did not have many fans on Facebook when I liked it. Not to be an Internet hipster about it, but I only had 2 mutual friends with it on the 4th of February. Within days, it had exploded. Currently, we have 95 mutual friends, and it now has over 5500 followers. My immediate thought upon seeing it was that it ‘Needs more Stuart Ritchie’. This was of course a reference to the memes created last year of the deposed former SRC president, with captions like ‘Student fees raised? iPad nothing to do with this!’, and ‘I wanted fees to be OVER 9000!!!’. So, as you can see, memes are not a new thing, even to the student bodies of Glasgow University.

The next day, a few more memes had been uploaded, and it had a few hundred more followers. Come Monday, however, and it was everywhere. My News Feed was flooded! Not only was I being notified when a friend posted on their wall, I was being notified when a certain number of friends commented on one of the group’s photos! So for a while, my News Feed AND my Top Stories were GU Memes related.

‘X liked GU Memes.’
‘X liked GU Memes’s photo.’
‘X and Y commented on Z’s photo on GU Memes’s wall’
‘X liked Y’s photo on GU Memes’s wall.’
‘X posted GU Meme’s photo on Y’s wall.’
‘X, Y, Z and 20 bajillion other friends liked GU Memes’s photo’

The worst part of this was, most people did not totally understand the concept of what a meme was, yet still uploaded to the group. So for a while, my Facebook was flooded with memes which were either unfunny, irrelevant, or just stupid.

Case in point

I was not the only one fed up by this.
After a wonderful session at the B.W.N.P.Q., spending many hours devoid of mobile coverage in my second home that is the QMU, I came back home to discover that shit had gone down. The mania surrounding GU Memes’s page had gone from one of adoration, to one of repulsion. Wanting to discover the source of this Internet drama, and the cause of the flotilla of Waaambulances heading towards Facebook, I found out that people had invaded the page, and uploaded a barrage of Gore porn for all followers to see. Given that the sole admin, whoever he or she may be, was AwayFromKeyboard, these horrifying images had been left unchecked, mentally scarring all who looked upon them.

Of course, seeing as I spent the majority of my later teen years on Encyclopaedia Dramatica (DO NOT visit this site if easily offended – YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED), I had seen these before and knew that, while still nasty to look upon, they were probably Photoshopped, and designed specifically to get people worked up.

So why did this happen? Further investigation revealed that there was a thread on 4chan specifically mentioning the GU Memes page. 4chan, probably the birthplace of the Internet meme, is a message board consisting mostly of users who have no account – thereby marking all their posts as Anonymous (yes, THAT Anonymous). It seems likely that 4chan users were angry that their private in-joke was being used on Facebook, and so declared war. But there’s no real point in placing blame. The problem with Anonymous is exactly that, they are anonymous.

The page’s wall faced a deluge of posts: ‘I’m calling the Police!!!’; ‘I’m unliking this page’; ‘OMG I feel sick’ ‘Here’s a pic of Johnny Depp holding a puppy to make you feel better!’ and so on and so forth. Eventually, the admin came back, and deleted the posts. Crisis averted? Not really.

The fact remained that this page was still overloading News Feeds galore. To add to this, the trend was spreading nationwide, and now I was facing an onslaught of memes from not just MY University but also from the Universities of my friends and family (though I’m not sure those groups were a target of Anonymous). Sure, I could just unlike the page, but there was a few gems in there that I could miss, and besides, the fact that most of my Glasgow friends still liked the page meant I’d still get them appearing on my screen regardless.

Seeing that my cousin (also at Uni somewhere in England) had posted a pic from HIS Uni’s meme page, I thought I’d show him ours. After posting the link, I discovered that the wall was filled with fan-made furry porn images of the show ‘My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic’. ‘WHAT HAVE THEY DONE?!’, I cried, ‘IS NOTHING SACRED?’. I, and many other Bronies, I’m sure, died a little. I wept for all of a millisecond, and uttered a silent prayer to Princess Celestia.

While GU Memes itself seems to have died down a little, the whole Uni meme thing is spreading still. Glasgow Nightclub Memes started up a few days ago (‘One does not simply find their way around Club 520′ on M.C. Escher’s ‘Relativiteit’ has to be my favourite), and it seems to be growing slightly, though not at the pace GU Memes did.

So who decided it was a good idea to upload the porn? Was it 4chan and its legions of Anonymous who got all butthurt that the meme was being abused, and decided that ‘In Soviet Russia, memes abuse YOU!’? Or was it trolls who were just bored? Or was it just a group of Facebook users who were sick of the constant onslaught of GU Memes content appearing on their screen? We will probably never know. It will die down soon, but it was still annoying while it lasted.

Issue 94

Shiny new issue of qmunicate on campus now! Including a big story on exactly how and why Glasgow’s art scene has been able to and continues to flourish. Only problem is, since publishing this new piece of legislation (commencing as of 1st April 2012) has been publicised, and it looks like it may threaten the future of Glasgow’s vibrant and thriving culture. We’ve signed the petition and reckon you should do: http://www.change.org/petitions/the-scottish-government-scrap-public-entertainment-licence-fees

Enjoy the issue!

GSA: The Invigilators – 23-28 January 2011

The exhibit occupying the Mackintosh Museum is an oddity, possibly unique in what the Glasgow School of Art will exhibit this year. This is an exhibition where the artist’s aren’t linked by an idea, their location or their medium, but what they volunteer to do every couple of afternoons.

A Monster In Paris

Upon seeing the trailer for this movie, my first thought was that it was a horribly bad mash up of The Fly meets Phantom of the Opera. I’m surprised to say, I was wrong. Well, okay, it is a mash up of The Fly/Phantom; however, it wasn’t horribly bad. Just mostly bad.

Like Crazy

After a recent experience with films showcased at Sundance Film Festival, my expectations were not high for this film. The multiple taglines ‘I want/need/love/miss you’ screamed at me like an air raid siren, and when I watched the trailer, I was equally nonplussed. After five minutes of watching, I once again felt a terrible pang of emotion, pining once more for my bed, wishing I hadn’t got up so early to watch this. Then something happened – I’m not sure what, exactly – and I became engrossed in this bittersweet love story, and didn’t really want it to end.

RUK On The Rise. Glasgow University bucks the national trend in the number of RUK applications

Glasgow has decided not to charge the maximum price for tuition fees to Rest of uk (ruk) students. This policy appears, from recent statistics, to have been the wise choice to make. One of the ideas put forward was a rise to £9,000 tuition fees for ruk students, essentially on the basis that all the other universities were doing it. Advocates of the fee rise claimed that people would view Glasgow as worse than other universities if we didn’t charge the maximum tuition fee, and so, we’d fall behind.

Walk Tall. Two students plan to run the London Marathon on stilts

If Pheidippides had run the twenty six miles back to Athens from the Battle of Marathon on stilts (490bc), the Greeks would probably all be

Speaking Persian now. Running at a great height can be extremely difficult (I am 6”5 and have enough difficulty running as it is).

In possibly the most inspiring story to emerge from the sporting world since those Jamaican guys from award-winning documentary Cool Runnings failed to slide down that big icy hill despite being trained by expert hill-slider/deceased actor John Candy, two Glasgow students, one of whom is also a part-time circus performer, are attempting to run the London Marathon in stilts. On the 22nd of April, 2012, Rachel Callaghan and David Banks hope to completely annihilate global stilt-icon Michelle Frost’s measly Guinness world-record breaking time of 8 hours and 25 minutes, hopefully raising £10,000 for the nspcc as well.